Liam: *runs with scissors facing up*
Liam: *burps without saying excuse me*
Liam: *sleeps without night light*
Liam: *crosses street without looking*
Liam: *puts elbows on table*
Liam: *wears hat at dinner*
Liam: *doesn’t say please or thank you*
Liam: *leaving the toilet seat up*
Liam: *talking with mouth full*
Liam: *farting in public*
Liam: *not blessing someone when they sneeze*
Liam: *not sharing*
Liam: Yeah, I live a pretty hardcore life.
omfg
(via come-to-my-direction)
When you get caught in your own lie.
And you cant think of another lie to back it up.
(Source: laughs-nd-giggles)
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
(via the-awkward-platypus)
| Louis: | Beautiful chocolate-like sensation with a high pitch and extraordinary voice cracks |
| Niall: | Irish wonderland that takes you to a whole much newer world than Aladdin |
| Zayn: | Lusciously dramatic and high notes with glass-breaking capability |
| Harry: | Pure seduction created by deep and slow singing |
| Liam: | Crystal clear extravaganza that makes you feel as if you are running through a meadow with Bambi and other beautiful forest creatures |
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
(via lets-die-laughing)
